brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

Conversations when the pussy taste good

jaybellavitta:

thesinwhisperer:

lurkthejerk:

Me: *goes down on her*
Her: “ooo daddy what that pussy taste like”
Me: “commitment”

Lmaooooooo

😩

(Source: farfrompaid)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

happiest:

swear it takes like 2 days to put on weight and 20 years to lose it